you win again, gameday.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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