They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
