I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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