he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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