I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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