im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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