I'm jealous of your bromance
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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