dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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