I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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