I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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