Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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