I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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