we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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