Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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