Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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