Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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