Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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