Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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