she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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