Jerry, you need to find god
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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