4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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