The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I fill condoms, not promises.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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