This dress was meant to end up on your floor
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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