ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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