She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
