the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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