She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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