I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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