Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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