i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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