Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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