Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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