I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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