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(567): View more from Ohio

we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.

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(806): View more from Texas

Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep

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sorry. that wasn't for you

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(+61): View more from Australia

I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work

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(907): View more from Alaska

You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.

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(703): View more from Virginia

If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something

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(347): View more from New York

Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then

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