Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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