My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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