I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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