it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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