It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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