Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize