So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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