All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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