I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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