I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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