Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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