oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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