The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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Goodbee
True strength comes from lack of pants
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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