sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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