ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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