I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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