Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
farters have to be the big spoon...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You pole danced in your parka.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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