my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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