hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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