I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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