My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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