i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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