She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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