I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
